Saturday, February 20, 2010

um, how 'bout no...

wow, wow, wow...when bad clothes happen to good people or in this case, these people. i can't believe this ugly, especially with the two jessica's they are way above looking this bad. the other two, well... well...
now, jessica biel's bustier is super cute, but those pants are DIS-gusting. i know pleated menswear inspired pants are big for the fall, but these are just wonky and on her sizable ass, this is not a flattering look, at all! it looks like there is a bulge by her crotch...hmm. i expect better from a vogue cover girl. now this thing on the right, kesha she's called, is so far down the hot mess trail that i fear she is lost forever, what is this chick thinking? lady gaga you are not, she wore this to an erin wasson show...i just have nothing to say... the hair, the suit, the jacket, the boots...wtf? she's a weirdo and not in a good way...
um, yikes jessica alba...yikes...did i mention yikes? her hair/makeup/bracelets are fabulous and that's saying a lot because her hair has been looking a little iffy lately. i actually like the prada dress and the miu miu boots, but together? oh no! the dress without the tights and a pair of super edgy, spiky, black strappy sandals, perfect, but this looks like something gwen stefani would wear on stage...and gwen she is not. not good. 
this is the worst. i want the sweet, funny, talent lindsay lohan back, isn't it amazing what terrible parents can do to a child? it's actually almost too sad to make fun of, almost...first, what's wrong with her face, she's like 11 and she's already botoxed and filled those lips full, sick. the dress is just so blah and lindsay, black with red? what is this 1999? this was the kind of thing i would wear when i was in high school. she looks terrible, is she high? do you think? like right then? or right now? i read this article talking about how people won't invite her to fashion shows anymore because she's not worth the trouble or money...i wouldn't invite her because this is the kind of ugly that she wears and guess what? she has her own line of clothing??!?!?! bollocks!!! 

17 comments:

  1. Wow. These are some really unfortunate outfits. It's funny that I've never seen these before - I guess the mags try to hide the hideous outfits!

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  2. I love when you dissect bad celebrity fashion, its so much fun to read!
    And hoolllyy Jessica Alba and Biel look bad! The crotch bulge is not flattering on anyone ever...if your pants do that...do not leave home with them on.
    I'm not even going to comment on Keisha because there is just no point. The girl is lost

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  3. Kesha and Lindsey should be applauded for even wearing clothes. However, you are right about the Jessicas. They know better.

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  4. Jessica is so cute. I don't understand why she ruins that with "I am 40 and just managed to fit in my skinny clothes" outfits
    kesha looks like she had show on bikers reunion

    p.s. lovely blog. haha for that comment regarding kardashians

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  5. you´re right, i dont like jessica´s outfit...this combination is horrible!!

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  6. I agree, those pants on Jessiva is awful. Awful. Awful!

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  7. And you'd think these people had stylists for a reason...

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  8. Haha oh I couldn't agree more with everything you said. It's sad when beautiful celebrities show how clueless they are when it comes to fashion.

    Although I'm not surprised by Lindsay Lohan...she's always been a not-so-hot mess. I want the Parent Trap kid back! She was cuter and a better dresser...even though she was like 11. :P

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  9. thanks for comment
    this outfits....scary:D
    it´s really crime:D haha
    XOXO

    europevintage.blogspot.com

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  10. there are no words for the size of the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan.

    The two Jessica's, what WERE they thinking?! Like you said, bad clothes, good people.

    Merci beaucoup for your lovely comment darling =]

    Stay safe and chic ma chérie,
    English Rose x
    http://iamanenglishrose.blogspot.com

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  11. I have to agree that Kesha looks like a hot mess and that she is trying way too hard to look like Lady Gaga. Jessica Biel isn't too bad. The pants are kind of icky \, yes, but that top looks good enough to kinda, sorta make up for it. And it's true, I feel so bad for Lindsay as well. She just needs someone to sit her down and take control of her life for her. The dress isn't too bad but her lips look horrible. The red is just too much, along wth the botox.

    I love reading your blog,its just too funny!

    Kisses,
    Stephanie

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  12. Hahhaha... I love these kinds posts! You're awesome, I love how blunt you're, it's refreshing.

    I feel bad for Jessica and Jessica but not the other two.. ohh well :P

    Marta

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  13. omg what has happened ti lindsay? she looks 40

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  14. ya i totally agree not good fashion at all. their stylists need to be fired.... lol

    xx
    bijousstyle.blogspot.com

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  15. i didn't recognize lindsay the first look.... what happened?

    xx,
    betz
    http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

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  16. i didn't recognize lindsay the first look.... what happened?

    xx,
    betz
    http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

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