i love nothing more than making fun of bad celebrity outfits... unfortunately, there weren't that many awful ones at tonight's 63rd emmy awards. don't worry there were enough. the color trends were pretty simple. reds and white with sparkle. elie saab was probably the most successful designer of the evening. a few folks tried to step out of the fashion trend box, ahem-- claire and gwyneth... not so awesome. the show was pretty entertaining. loved jane lynch. soooo happy for all of the modern family cast!!!! i mean, seriously, the funniest show in the history of television. genius. and for funsies, i gave you a lil' pic of my favorite vampire diaries boy, ian somerhalder in armani. he's cute. alright, here we go people... keep reading past the break for the fun to begin...
yes. yes. yes. this is brilliant. sophia vergara rocking a beautiful vera wang dress and looking flawless! the shape and color are just fabulous. the earrings are magnificent. this is pretty much perfect. the only thing i'd change is her lip color, it's almost exactly her dress color. no bueno sophia.
how fabulous is heidi klum!?!? she's rocking a christian siriano gown. i think mrs. seal is one of those ladies that could wear a paper bag dress and look stunning... bitch. i love the ruby earrings with the taupe gown. she's perfect.
good ole nina debrov. i'm kinda surprised she was invited to the emmys and don't get me wrong, love her, but i am surprised because the cw hasn't gotten emmy love since the buffy days. this donna karan does exactly what lea michelle's gown doesn't, see below. i feel it's still a bit old on debrov but with her insane body and her legs that are, seriously, 3 miles long, it's pretty stunning.
how cute is sarah hyland!?! i sorta love this look. she's rocking a christian siriano gown and i think everything about this is young and hip. i love the color. the shoes. the belt. the bracelet. the loose hair. this look is great. and i adore that she looks like a chic young lady. super cute.
another elie saab. emily blunt is so freaking stunning. wow. wow. wow. i think she is beyond beautiful annnnnnd she's married to john krasinski which means she has to be awesome, right!?!? this gown is once again sorta boring, but still looks nice and really fits her perfectly.
rashida jones is such a cutie and crazy funny. love her makeup. love her hair. love her earrings. love her bracelets. i love everything BUT her alberta ferretti dress. it's just so cotton candy and doesn't seem to speak to her look or style at all. it also doesn't seem to fit her particularly well. not my favorite on her.
jayma mays... this is a tough one... i like parts of this zuhair murad gown. the skirt and the bodice are really cute. the color is actually very pretty on her... the sleeve and the sheer on the chest just looks super old lady. sheer can be really young and hip a la stella mccartney, but in this color and with the embroidery all i see is granny. and the lipstick is not my favorite either. she's so sweet... this look isn't.
this gwyneth look really wouldn't bother me if it didn't appear that she had a sheer fabric bulge in her midsection. i mean this pucci dress gives the unbelievably slender gwynie a muffin top... tracy anderson would not be pleased. i'm not pleased.
another gleek... and i gotta say another pretty terrible gown. this roksanda ilincic gown is not attractive, it makes dianna agron look dumpy across the top... and the middle... and the bottom. now i've seen her in nearly naked in gq. dumpy she is not. her hair and makeup are pretty. and i lalalalove the earrings... she sort of looks like amber heard(love her) they should absolutely play sisters. pretty girl, ugly dress.
holy oh no batman. oh geez. i hate being mean to seemingly lovely people, but jenna aushkowitz what were you thinking!?!? this is just awful. the dress is ghadah paris and it's terrible. it's ancient looking and just ridiculous. the earrings are about the only good thing going on here. the makeup is too much, i mean her cheeks look dirty. it's the the exact way NOT to apply bronzer. and the hair is so 70's and not in the good relevant way... she should call me.
holy dear sweet mother of god. this lady is freaking insane. what is this!?!? the dress is very versace circa 2000, it's awful. so very awful. and what is on her face!?!? is that grey lipstick? dear lord. this pisses me off. why does this crazy chick get to wear designer gowns and get to act on award winning shows... she is clearly a mental case... i think she was arrested for public drunkenness or something a few months ago. big surprise.
pretty girl. really ugly dress. is minka kelly going to a funeral after the emmys? because if so, this dior is perfect. i don't have much more to offer. she is beautiful but nothing about this dress says fresh, pretty, or chic. it's just blah navy lace. but as my husband would say, "at least it covers her cankles." she can do lots better.
that's all folks. i apologize for this thing being riddled with spelling/grammar mistakes but i'm still jet lagged... technically my bed time was 3 hours ago. haha. pathetic, i know. moving on. i hope you enjoyed the review. who was your favorite!? who was your least favorite? was their anyone that you hated that i loved or vice versa?!?! tell me about it. as long as you know i am right and you are wrong :)