Tuesday, June 19, 2012

over it...

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in the past week i've found myself getting more and more bitter with facebook. there is a giant part of me that is ready to just chuck it. giant inhale. please don't show me pictures of your sonogram... congrats on spawning a disgusting little peanut, but dude, i don't want to know what's going on in your uterus... EVER. i'm so sick of the couples who write lovey dovey things to each other via their facebook pages... dude, you freaking live together... tell them to their face or send a text/email or anything other than taking to facebook to express your undying love. it makes me want to vomit.
also, if you are going to to use the wrong form of your/you're or their/there/they're than you don't deserve to update your facebook status. i have all the grammar capabilities of a 3rd grader and i can get them right, so dude... fix yourself. i'm also so friggin' unbelievably over people's passive aggressive and snotty status updates. now, a little self expression is fine, but when the things they post they would never ever say to someone face to face, i just want to punch them right in the kisser! don't be a bully!! if you wouldn't say it out loud, don't freaking type it!! no wonder kids are cyber-bullies, they learn it from their jerk face mothers. giant exhale, wow, i feel better.

i want to be done with facebook so badly... but alas, how would i spy on friends/family/acquaintances?? or show off by posting photos of how hot i got after my awkward high school years?? these are incredibly important things. so for now, i suppose i'll suck it up. what about you? do you agree?? what drives you bonkers about facebook??

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